Thursday, March 22, 2012

Another Frackin' Friday!

Ok, here we go, because I have a good one for this week:

Dear people on conference calls:

This is the exact unit we use at work.

Seriously, when I call in I can hear every paper rustle, pen tap on the table, and whispered conversation in the background.  Including when someone I admire whispers that maybe I just don't care about our patients because they forgot I was on the line.  That's how well these things pick up noise.

Dear women who wear dark lip liner:


Do ya'll not realize that this is a horrible look that makes you look like a drag queen?  Seriously, all or nothing!

I think I'll leave it at that because really, the conference call thing has kept me mad for the entire week!

Remember, it's just a ride.


  1. Love, love, love that you went off about lip liner.

    You are probably a lot nicer than I would be on those conference call things. I have to learn to not be snarky.

  2. That unit hardly looks like a phone. More like a mini-spaceship

  3. Oh, this brings back memories from when I was employed. Namely, the fun of having to be on a conference call with 100 other people, and having to spend the first 10 minutes of it with the chairperson going, "Okay, can everyone mute their phones until they need to speak? I can hear a bunch of noise. No, seriously, can you mute your phones? Guys?"