Only because I look like Marilyn Manson, and she looooooves Marilyn Manson.
Backstory: Sometime on Saturday night I got bit on the eyelid by a night monster that apparently comes out when I sleep on the couch. (just so's ya'll know, I sleep on the couch on on call night or I'd never get any sleep, what with Husband's CPAP and air whooshing and all..)
I woke up with a swollen eyelid. Ok, no biggie I guess.
But then, I was out mowing my lawn and noticed I was having trouble focusing with that eye. Then the migraine started because my vision was out of whack.
Still, no biggie, the swelling would go down, I told myself.
Nope, now it's itchy, and the whole vision out of whack thing has been going on for three days. So, I got an eye appointment with the doc.
She decided I needed to have my eye dilated. Yep, just 1 eye. So, voila! Marilyn Manson:
I know, I know, remarkable resemblance! It's like a mirror! Well, if Marilyn Manson was 5 foot 2 and a girl....
Here's something for the cheap seats in the back!
(warning, this is an uncensored video)
Yep, we're just two beautiful people....
Remember, it's just a ride.